2. Bring a pot of water to the boil.
3. Throw some coffee in.
4. Bring it back to boil, remove
from heat, let coffee settle.
5. Do Step #4 three times til you can
stand up your fork in it.
6. Pour and, enjoy, untie your optional horse.
7. Put out the fire, ride home in time
to watch "Man Tracker" reruns on TV.